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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Score One For The Slab

J. Slab is the Paul Wall of this here Pork game: “The People's Champ” back with another snackfood smackdown.

And this time we have... results!? Straight from Haagen-Daz. Our initial letter and their response scanned below; click to read.Check the technique: that haiku is an original.
What they don't tell you: Haagen-Daz only started selling GT IC in the US of A a few weeks ago. So I stand by the Donkey comment.
And finally: the fruits of our labors.

They also sent two 50-cent coupons (!!!!) which inspired a parting haiku. I call it “From Winter Chills Arise Spring Breezes, Freshness, Health, Prosperity and Vegetables: A Meditation on Cheap Corporate Clowns.”
Spring brings grass and warmth
Pillsbury shares their great wealth
A buck to Slab's health!

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posted by J. Slab at 9:40 PM

5 Comments:

Blogger chris said...

yo you have too much time on your hands son. get a job.

one love,
-ck

10:40 PM  
Blogger Mamacita said...

LOL! Thanks Mr. Slab you eloquence and humor once more brings a smile to my face. But when will we get bacon flavored ice cream? Perhaps Huarache flavored? Ok ok... how about churro flavored, that would be sweet.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Blondie said...

That just made me fall off my chair from laughing so hard.

8:21 PM  
Blogger J. Slab said...

mami - churro flavor sounds totally sweet. great idea, bacon too. (but bacon might be better as a gelato, because of the eggs) maybe it's in the works tho, i'll see what i can find

tks blondie, more where this came from...

& ck, my favorite bk vegetarian - a hand job is still a job!

10:09 AM  
Blogger annulla said...

Haagen-Daz Green Tea Ice Cream?

Great, another way for me to expand my waistline and empty my wallet. Thanks a lot, J. Slab.

Blather From Brooklyn

10:13 AM  

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